mayhemgolgotha
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02:59:08 pm on May 20, 2008 | # |
I have days like these. Take last night for example. I was so close to decking my coworker, Sherry. I had thoughts of her head exploding like a pus-filled zit. Instead, I emailed the nursing director stating that “I can no longer work with this dumb cunt”. And I usually have a high tolerance for idiots.
I generally think of myself as a social retard, a misanthrope and a workaholic in that I don’t have much of a social life except when I’m with Dr. Girlfriend who is another recluse like myself. I won a Nurse’s Recognition Award a few weeks ago, and the male staff and hot MILF nurses congratualeted me with appropriate comments whereas the female staff said stuff like, “Asskisser”, “Trying to get into Lori’s (the nursing director) pants so soon?”, “Mangina”.
WTF?
Whatever.
I’m bored with my night job so I took day shift jobs such as being the Service Coordinator and doing gopher shit; getting coffee for the rest of the staff, buying lunch, getting mail, etc. So when I won the award, I got a sense of coworker jealousy from the female staff. I think that’s weird … coworker / professional jealousy.
Fuck it.
I have anger management issues.
I can buy a five pound bag of potassium nitrate cheap at ACE hardware store which is useful in rapid decomposition of tree stumps … and other stuff.
*whistles a happy tune*
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Mark 6:28 pm on May 20, 2008 | #
Indeed!
I have to say, I would thrive on professional jealously….and have done so in the past….too bad I just don’t have the initiative to do anything professionally anymore…..
lildeviltoocute 12:02 am on May 21, 2008 | #
“I can buy a five pound bag of potassium nitrate cheap at ACE hardware store which is useful in rapid decomposition of tree stumps … and other stuff.”
What other stuff?
Sabra 3:09 pm on May 21, 2008 | #
I’ve never known you to be a gardener, Alain! Are you going to send her cactus?
Chinky 10:27 pm on May 22, 2008 | #
The female staff are just saying that because they can’t get in your pants…