Lately, I’ve been a lot happier. And when this happens, I my clothes tend to reflect this: the sillier I look, the happier I’m more likely to be.
Case in point, I was wearing my hot pink pants (kid’s section in Value Village), a striped purple, pink and green shirt with white sleeves (kid’s section in Old Navy) and a black cap with Jolly Roger and the word “PIRATE” underneath it (street vendor from Toronto downtown) just yesterday. Mind you, this isn’t a once-in-a-lifetime situation. I like bright colours and I’d wear them on a regular basis if there was no such thing as “dress code”.
But even then, most of my clothes are a bit more on the conservative side in terms of cutting and size. Since my vow to never buy brand new clothes (with certain exceptions due to hygiene and size), my choices in cutting has become more limited. More things fit me awkwardly. I look more like a child than I already do.
I decided to do a search on “silly clothes” and maybe get some alteration ideas because majority of the clothes from Goodwill or Value Village are in the XXL range. It was then that I came upon this gem:
Apparently, this image describes a new patent for clothing attachment. “Don’t put your clothes on, put them IN!” I’m not about to buy any bulb-shaped objects to attach to my clothes anytime soon, but it seems like an idea that sex shops would appreciate.
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